It’s National Dog Day. Let’s celebrate man’s best friend (and world’s worst actors).
“I’m really sorry I did it. Really, really sorry. Um… which ‘it’ did you discover?”
“I don’t know why the cat dug up the water sprinkler, but I scared him away just before you got here.”
“There’s something stuck between my teeth? How embarrassing. Do you have a mirror?”
Cat: “If stealth were a diet, you dogs would starve. Some day I’ll teach you the fine art of aloofness.”
Dog: “You’re a real pal, cat.”
Cat: “Let’s just keep that between you and me. I’ve got a reputation to uphold.”