When I become a song writer,
my Top Ten hits will be:

Heartless Love Song
First Lip Lock
I’ll Meet You in Cell Block A
The Keg’s Gone Dry and the River’s Gone Yeller
(a country hit)
I Left my Cart in Sam’s Tan Bistro

Ursa Major in E minor
Beer Belly Tango
My Boots Died, but They’re Still Kickin’
(another country great)
If I Were a Bitch, Man
Wine and Ding Dongs

In response to NaPoWriMo challenge, day three: write a list poem in which all the items are made-up names.